Eee-Yor Eee-Yor Eee-Yor Eee-Yor (etc)

Worlds smallest Ambulance: I thought second-hand toys were a thing of the past, especially these days when kids play with things for 20 minutes before they get sick of them. Regardless, I got a feeling there's enough germs in this to put you in a real ambulance after 20 mins playtime: Take you straight to Salmonella City

Get Your Rocks

Wow..! A jar of pebbles. How delightful. Please take my dirty little rocks which may have been in a fish tank, a potted plant or a cat box... Nice!

Paul saved $328..!

Good for Paul..! No, I have no idea either. Told you it was We!rd Sh!t. In a previous life (AKA "Bachelorhood") I would have picked this crap up out of complete astonishment however my sensible wife has put the kibosh on this practice. Hence the blog. No; I told you - I have no idea. But good on him for his frugal decision-making.

A hat fit for a gay Indiana Jones

Okay so straight out of the gate - a grotty panama hat which looks like it might fit Verne Troyer atop a Swiss ball from a dollar store... No takers..? C'mon..!