These Boots Were Made for Hawking...

... Steven Hawking - Look like they've NEVER BEEN WORN..! Or even more disturbingly they're ex-military boots; polished so you can see your face in them as you exercise your privates up and down the parade ground. Weird... What's the story behind these GP's - about size eight I might add - and who thought someone without a pink mowhawk would want them second-hand (or 'foot' in this case)..?

Unga-Bunga-Bunga-G

What a sight it was, exiting the elevator to be greeted by this fellow. I'm sure to the indigenous people of Pottery Barn he's the god of unionized morning coffee breaks, but to me he was just another piece of the flotsam and jetsam which washes up on the shores of the Dark (in)Continent that is my buildings parking garage... In the indecipherable words of Flavor-Flav, Unga Bunga Bunga G..!

Driving Miss Germy

Ahhh... Nothing like putting your infant child in a car seat you found sitting on the floor of a public area, and which you have no idea how many times it has been weed or pooed in... Or by whom... Absolutely delightful

Eee-Yor Eee-Yor Eee-Yor Eee-Yor (etc)

Worlds smallest Ambulance: I thought second-hand toys were a thing of the past, especially these days when kids play with things for 20 minutes before they get sick of them. Regardless, I got a feeling there's enough germs in this to put you in a real ambulance after 20 mins playtime: Take you straight to Salmonella City

Get Your Rocks

Wow..! A jar of pebbles. How delightful. Please take my dirty little rocks which may have been in a fish tank, a potted plant or a cat box... Nice!

Paul saved $328..!

Good for Paul..! No, I have no idea either. Told you it was We!rd Sh!t. In a previous life (AKA "Bachelorhood") I would have picked this crap up out of complete astonishment however my sensible wife has put the kibosh on this practice. Hence the blog. No; I told you - I have no idea. But good on him for his frugal decision-making.

A hat fit for a gay Indiana Jones

Okay so straight out of the gate - a grotty panama hat which looks like it might fit Verne Troyer atop a Swiss ball from a dollar store... No takers..? C'mon..!