These Boots Were Made for Hawking...

... Steven Hawking - Look like they've NEVER BEEN WORN..! Or even more disturbingly they're ex-military boots; polished so you can see your face in them as you exercise your privates up and down the parade ground. Weird... What's the story behind these GP's - about size eight I might add - and who thought someone without a pink mowhawk would want them second-hand (or 'foot' in this case)..?